“It’s too late not to sound pathetic, so here’s everything…”
“Searching for your love is like looking for a black cat in the dark when you’re blind…and the cat’s not even there!”
“I bet you’re wondering why this letter is filled with dead flies.”
“I’m sorry I came on your cat.”
Texting – Guy: I’m going to dump you when we get home.
Girl: Ok, I was going to suggest we need some space.
Guy: WTF? That was a mistake – I meant to text “I’m going to jump you when
we get home!!”
Girl: Oh, this is awkward.
Sequins instead of Pimples 
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“It’s too late not to sound pathetic, so here’s everything…”
“Searching for your love is like looking for a black cat in the dark when you’re blind…and the cat’s not even there!”
“I bet you’re wondering why this letter is filled with dead flies.”
“I’m sorry I came on your cat.”
Texting –
Guy: I’m going to dump you when we get home.
Girl: Ok, I was going to suggest we need some space.
Guy: WTF? That was a mistake – I meant to text “I’m going to jump you when we get home!!”
Girl: Oh, this is awkward.