“It’s too late not to sound pathetic, so here’s everything…”

“Searching for your love is like looking for a black cat in the dark when you’re blind…and the cat’s not even there!”

“I bet you’re wondering why this letter is filled with dead flies.”

“I’m sorry I came on your cat.”

Texting –
Guy: I’m going to dump you when we get home.
Girl: Ok, I was going to suggest we need some space.
Guy: WTF? That was a mistake – I meant to text “I’m going to jump you when we get home!!”

Girl: Oh, this is awkward.

Sequins instead of Pimples

“It’s too late not to sound pathetic, so here’s everything…”

“Searching for your love is like looking for a black cat in the dark when you’re blind…and the cat’s not even there!”

“I bet you’re wondering why this letter is filled with dead flies.”

“I’m sorry I came on your cat.”

Texting – Guy:  I’m going to dump you when we get home.

               Girl:  Ok, I was going to suggest we need some space.

               Guy:  WTF?  That was a mistake – I meant to text “I’m going to jump you when

                        we get home!!”

               Girl:  Oh, this is awkward.

 

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