“What’s your defense? Llamas! Crystal llamas!”
“I feel so strongly about this that my eyelashes hurt.”
“I was so nervous I had to stick my head in the freezer.”
“A porcupine will follow a trail if Tums anywhere because it’s desperate for calcium, but I won’t follow you again.” from one of my favorite movies: “Slaves of New York”
“Elves are in the freezer, playing ice hockey.”
“We should have an ice cube pet exhibit.”
Pack me a pint of kisses; really pound them in there like ice cream.
Sequins instead of Pimples 
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